愚人节整人英语短信

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1、转帐通知:我们已经将20万元按要求转入你的账户,请在2秒钟内确认,否则转账作废。

Transfernotice:wehave$200000intoyouraccountasrequested,pleaseconfirmitwithin2secondsortransfer。

2、祝你位高权重责任轻,钱多事少离家近,每天睡到自然醒,工资领到手抽筋,别人加班你加薪!

Iwishyouapowerfullightduty,doinglittlemoremoneynearhome,sleeptonaturetowakeeveryday,salaryishandcramps,othersovertimepayyou!

3、你的影响力是如此地广泛,如此地巨大,如此地深远!以至于今天我什么事都做不成,只能逗你玩儿了……愚人节快乐!

Yourinfluenceissowide,sovast,sodeep!SothatIcan'tdoanythingtoday,onlyteaseyouplay……HappyAprilfool'sday!

4、一见钟情爱上你,二话不说抱住你,三天两头来找你,四下无人亲亲你,五天之内娶到你,六十年内不分离!

Loveatfirstsightinlovewithyou,ratherthanembraceyou,threedaystwoheadtocometoyou,noonekissyou,marrytoyouinfivedays,60yearsnotseparation!

5、无数次的心灵碰撞,无数次的梦幻诗意,是缘分让我们相见,是缘分让我们相恋,愿千万个祝福化作片片雪花飘落在你身边!

Theheartsofcountlesscollisions,countlessdreampoetry,isthefateletusmeet,isfateletuslove,sincereblessingsintopatchesofsnowtobewithyou!

6、紧急提醒:看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。

Emergencyremind:lookatyourleft,lookatyourright。Pleasebecarefuljustsneakoutamentalillness,hischaracteris:holdingacellphonelookinalldirections。

7、曾有一分真挚的爱,我没珍惜,失去才后悔莫及,若能再来,我会说:我爱你。若要选表白时间,我希望是:愚人节快乐!

Therewasatruelove,Ididn'ttreasure,lostonlyregret,ifcancomeagain,Iwouldsay:Iloveyou。Ifyouwanttochoose,Ihopeis:happyAprilfool'sday!

8、雨下的断断续续,引起我无限思绪,说白了就是想你,等到了风和日丽,我还带你去那片草地,但是事先约定:猪只准吃草,不准拱地!

Itrainedoffandon,causeIinfinitethoughts,namely,thinkyouwaittobeautiful,Ialsotakeyoutothemeadow,butagreebeforehand:pigseatgrass,nohog!

9、请输入用户名:麦兜!请输入密码:一只快乐的肥猪!提示:密码正确,欢迎进入深圳国营养猪场,祝用餐愉快!

Pleaseentertheusername:McDull!Pleaseenterthepassword:ahappypig!Hint:thepasswordiscorrect,welcometoshenzhen,state-runpiggerywishenjoyyourdinner!

10、人事经理:不好意思,你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口!应聘者:啥叫不对口?难道当*****还得是“*****”这个专业的吗?

Personnelmanager:sorry,yourprofessionandourpositionisnotverywrong!A:whatiswrong?Isthepremierofthestatehaveto's"premier"thismajor?

11、我觉得熟悉你这么久了,你这人特别的,极度的,非常的,罕见的,不同凡响的笨,而且笨得可爱,嘻嘻,别气愤啊!愚人节快乐!

Ifeelfamiliarwithyousolong,youarespecialperson,very,very,rare,aremarkablesilly,butstupidcute,heehee,don'tbeangry!HappyAprilfool'sday!

12、你一闪而过,令我顿时迷失自我,望着你的背影真想把你留住,我大声告诉自己不能让你走,于是我对着你的背影大叫到:抓贼啊!

Youaflash,Iimmediatelygetlost,lookingatthebackofyoureallywanttokeepyou,Iloudlytellmyselfcan'tletyougo,soIonyourfiguretoshoutloudlytostopthief!

13、等咱有了钱,天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里,想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张,上半身用一张,下半身用一张。

Waitthezariched,everydaytodothebody。Thinwhereyouwanttothin,isbigwhereyouwanttobig。VIPcardbuytwoatatime,withapieceofupperbody,lowerbodywithapieceof。

14、注意4月1日愚人节到了,发条短信送给人见人爱花见花开的你,请留意今天的短信都是假的。切记切记,此条为第一条。

NoteonApril1,Aprilfool'sdayarrived,clockworkSMStoseeeverybodyloveflowersbloomyou,pleasepayattentiontotoday'smessagesarefalse。Remembertokeepinmind,thisisthefirstarticle。

15、不许动!**临检!全部举起手来,嫖客站左边,野鸡站右边,没穿裤子的站中间,还在看手机,说的就是你!

Don'tmove!Policeraids!Allhelduphishand,theclientstationontheleft,pheasantstandsrightandnotwearingtrousersstandinginthemiddle,alsointhemobilephone,sayisyou!

16、电影院内正放映《白雪公主和七个小矮人》观众廖廖无几。有人叫影院老板改片名为《一个女人和七个男人的生活》观众一下爆满!

Areshownincinema"SnowWhiteandthesevendwarfs"audienceliaoliao。Someonecalledcinemaownerstochangethetitleof"thelifeofawomenandsevenmen","theaudiencepacked!

17、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯,一丝不挂地在我面前扭动,轻轻抚摸你的肌肤,我无法抵挡你的**:老板,我就要这条鱼!愚人节快乐!

ThatdayeverytimeIlookedatyoursexybody,nakedinfrontofmetwisting,gentlycaressyourskin,Ican'tresistthetemptationtoyou:boss,I'mgoingtothefish!HappyAprilfool'sday!

18、愚弄整人4月1,短信发送提醒你,愚人被愚都可以,开心快乐是前提。愚人节到了,祝快乐开心闹翻天,福运财运紧相连。

FoolthosetrickonApril1,textmessagestoremindyou,thefoolisafoolcan,happyisthepremise。HappyAprilfool'sdayiscoming,Iwishhappyskywarp,goodfortunefinancestightlyconnected。

19、把天真尘封,把活泼捆绑,把自由放飞,把聪颖打包,让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知,行走江湖。亲爱的朋友,愚人节快乐!

Theinnocentanddusty,thelively,freetofly,theintelligentpackaging,lethappinessimpossible。Onlyreleasealittlebitstupidandignorant,walkriver'slake。Mydearfriends,happyAprilfool'sday!

20、愿你的每一根头发都飘荡着睿智,每一个细胞都蕴含着灵气,每一个眼神都闪烁着聪慧,每一个举止都充满着机警。愚人节到了,千万别被别人愚弄哟!

Mayyoureveryhairflutteringwise,everycellcontainsthereiki,everyeyesflashingbright,eachbehaviorwasfullofalert。Aprilfool'sdayiscoming,don'tbefooledbyothers!

21、当你读到此信息时,请做以下动作:左手捏右耳,右手捏左耳,并伸出舌头,站于大街上。你会发现人家会给你钱了!

Whenyoureadthisinformation,pleasedothefollowingaction:lefthandkneadtherightear,righthandkneadtheleftear,andstickoutyourtongue,standingonthestreet。Youwillfindsomebodyelsewillgiveyouthemoney!

22、人活着真累,站着直想睡,上车得排队,吃饭没香味,喝酒还易醉,上班特疲惫,唉,就连给小狗发个短信还得收费。愚人节快乐!

Peoplealivereallytired,standstraighttosleep,getonthecartolineup,eatnofragrance,drinkingdrunkeasily,alsoverytiredtowork,alas,eventosendatextmessagehastochargethedog。HappyAprilfool'sday!

23、最新名词解释:高人就是指长得高的人;文人就是指经常被蚊子咬的人,凡人就是指遇到麻烦的人,愚人指的就是像你们这个特殊群体的人;祝愚人节快乐!

Thelatestnounexplanation:masteristall。Literatiisoftenbittenbymosquito,mortalreferstopeopleintrouble,meansthefoollikeyouthisspecialgroupofpeople;HappyAprilfool'sday!

24、尊敬的用户:您的手机目前已具有提款功能,只需将sim卡取出插入提款机即可,如提款机不受理业务,请用手机用力砸提款机!愚人节快乐!

Respectofcustomer:yourmobilephonehasbeendrawingfunction,simplyinsertthesimcardoutcashmachines,suchascash,thebusinessisnotacceptable,pleaseusemobilehardhitacashmachine!HappyAprilfool'sday!

25、你是我独家的记忆,你是我诗篇的绝句,你是我想要的甜蜜,你是我享受的脾气,你是我情人节唯一想要的奇迹,你是我生命终点的珍贵回忆。愚人节快乐!

Youaremysolememory,youaremypoemrhyme,youaresweet,Iwantyouenjoyismytemper,youaremyonlywantthemiracleofvalentine'sday,youarethepreciousmemoriesattheendofmylife。HappyAprilfool'sday!

26、三十岁的男人正在学坏、抱着同一代唱着同样的爱,四十岁男人已经学坏、抱着下一代唱着迟来的爱,五十岁男人最坏、抱着第三代、唱着糊涂的爱。

Thirtymenaregettingbad,holdingthesamegenerationsingthesamelove,40yearsoldmanhasbeengettingbad,holdingthenextgenerationofsingingthebelatedlove,fiftymenbad,heldthethirdgeneration,singingtheconfusedlove。

27、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息!警告还没睡的快去睡,刚睡的翻个身继续睡,睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡,实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的!

Thisinformationispurelyharassmentinformation!Warningalsodidn'tsleepgotosleep,justturnovertosleepsleep,sleepforalongtimeuponatoiletandthensleep,reallydon'twanttosleepwithmeandpickupthephonetosleep!

28、温柔女人是金子,漂亮女人是钻石,聪明女人是宝藏,可爱女人是名画。据我考证:你应该是世界上最大的宝藏,里面装满了金子、钻石和名画。愚人节快乐!

Gentlewomanisgold,beautifulwomanisdiamond,intelligentwomanisatreasure,alovelywomanisfamouspaintings。Accordingtomyresearch:youshouldbetheworld'slargesttreasure,filledwithgold,diamonds,andpainting。HappyAprilfool'sday!

29、吃亏是福,不懂享福是最大的吃亏。傻人傻福,懂得装傻是最大的幸福。人傻一次容易,傻一辈子也容易,难的是该傻时傻,该精明时精明。愚人节快乐!

AdisadvantageisablessingandIdon'tknowheisoneofthebiggestdisadvantage。Stupidasstupiddoes,isunderstoodtobethegreatesthappiness。Peoplesillyaeasy,sillylifeiseasy,thehardpartiswhenthesillysilly,thesavvysavvy。HappyAprilfool'sday!

30、一小伙娶妻贺客盈门,晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散,新娘曰:谢天谢地谢诸君,我本无才哪会吟?曾记唐人诗一句,春宵一刻值千金!

Asmallgroupofprosperity,marry,theguestwilllatepoetryrevelerswouldcallthebride。Thebrideisshy。Todeepnightguestdonotcomeloose,thebridesaid:thankgod,thankyou,Ishouldhavenojustnosongs?Remembertangpoetrybytheway,havingavaluedaughter!

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