1、正在删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯。
Deletingcontactsallinformationwillbelost,pleasewait。
2、都说猪很懒,但我不这么认为。至少现在,我发现有一头猪正在看短信。
Allsaypigisverylazy,butIdon'tthinkso。Atleastnow,Ifoundapigisreadingtextmessages。
3、风流潇洒是帅哥,一呼百应是大哥,出租司机是的哥,看短信的是PIG。
Loveisnaturalandunrestrained,handsome,kindistheeldestbrother,taxidriversisbrother,seemessagesisaPIG。
4、这是一封精心设计的短信,将你的手机上下颠倒看,将会欣赏到奇妙的图案……手机颠来倒去好玩吗?
Thisisanelaboratemessages,willyouofcellularphoneupsidedowntosee,willappreciatethewonderfuldesign……Cellphoneturneditfun?
5、认识你至今,你在我心中的地位你应该很清楚,除你之外,其他人在我眼中是一堆屎,可你不一样,因为你是两堆!
Knowyouuntilnow,youplaceinmyheartyoushouldbeclear,inadditiontoyou,othersisapileofshitinmyeyes,butyoudon't,becauseyouaretwoheap!
6、该MM霸主一面,为祸四方;待我练就本事,事业有成,得以报效父母;定然舍命生擒之,押至民政局伏法!
TheMMoverlordside,bythefourparties;WhenIpracticeskill,asuccessfulcareer,toservetheparents;Wouldgivehislifebut,bettocivilaffairsbureautoconfess!
7、在你的眉宇间我看到沧桑,在你的眼中我看到自信,在你的额头我看到岁月,在你的唇齿间我看到韭菜,快去刷牙!
InyourbrowIsawvicissitudesoflife,inyoureyesIseeconfidence,onyourforeheadIseetime,inyourlipsIsawleeks,gobrushyourteeth!
8、你的温柔象天使在撒娇,你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀,你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏,你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫!
Yourtendernesslikeangelsintheplaythewoman,yourbeautysuchasjingiscolourfulpeacock,yourthoughtfulnessisrheumatismpasteontheheart,youreyeslikealovelypanda!
9、一只猪和一只企鹅被关在-20℃的冷库里,第二天企鹅死了,猪没事。为什么?你不知道?对了,猪也不知道!愚人节快乐!
Apigandapenguinin-20℃freezer,penguinsdiedthenextday,thepigisok。Whyisthat?Youdon'tknow?Bytheway,thepigandIdon'tknow!HappyAprilfool'sday!
10、紧急通知:今晚至明晨有小型地震,为了您的安全,请今晚包着棉被,头顶马桶,鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
Urgentnotice:tonighttotomorrowmorninghaveasmallearthquake,foryoursafety,pleasewrappedinaquilttonight,headatoilet,plantstrawunderthebedtosleepinhisnostrils。
11、半夜三更,夜深人静,你又撩起我的心扉,令我朝思暮想,难以入睡,我不能置你不顾,我真怕别人偷走了你——我的农场,我的菜。
Themiddleofthenight,thenight,andliftedmyheart,youmakemeyearn,difficulttofallasleep,Ican'tbuyyou,Iwasafraidthatsomeonestoleyou--myfarm,myfood。
12、啊!你的皮肤如此富有光泽,你散发的香味如此难以抗拒,让我狠狠咬你一口吧,我亲爱的――红烧肉!愚人节快乐!
Ah!Youofskinsuchfullofsheen,yousendforthofflavorsuchirresistable,makememalicioustobiteyouronemouthful,mydear--braiseinsoysaucemeat。HappyAprilfool'sday!
13、住的很蜗居,活的很窝囊,生的很窝火,长得似窝瓜,吃的是窝头,愚人节到了,祝你和你的同事“一窝子”都开心快乐。
Liveveryhumbleabode,liveverytimid,veryannoyed,lookslikesquash,eatsteamedcorn-bread,Aprilfool'sdayiscoming,wishyouandyourcolleagueshappy"snap"。
14、唐僧决定给八戒沙僧白龙马也套上紧箍咒。套白龙马时,马哭了:师父,您再套就四个箍了,我可是宝马,别让我当奥迪了。
Tang'smonkdecidedtoeightquitsandmonkonthewhitedragonhorsealsosetofhoops。Setofwhitedragonhorse,horsecried:master,yousetoffourband,IbutBMW,don'tletmebeaaudi。
15、喂,我已经暗恋你好久了!吃不香睡不好,你要是也愿意我们就做朋友吧!问我是谁?隔壁小炒摊,我就是那个掌勺的!记得来找我!
Hello,Ihaveacrushonyouforalongtime!Donoteatsweetsleep,ifyouarewillingtowecanbefriends!AskwhoamI?Starchboothnextdoor,IamtheChinese!Remembertoseekme!
16、尊敬的用户:您的手机目前已具有提款功能,只需将SIM卡取出插入提款机即可,如提款机不受理业务,请用手机用力砸提款机!
Respectofcustomer:yourmobilephonehasbeendrawingfunction,simplyinserttheSIMcardoutcashmachines,suchascash,thebusinessisnotacceptable,pleaseusemobilehardhitacashmachine!
17、三只猪在吵架,老大骂:你好无聊,只会发信息!老二骂:你更无聊,天天发黄色笑话!不过最无聊的都是老三,只看不发。
Thethreelittlepigsinthefight,thebosstoscold:helloboring,willonlysendinformation!Secondscold:youaremoreboring,everydayhairyellowjoke!Butthemostboringisold,onlytoseenothair。
18、愚人节禁忌:不要看谁都笑,不要说啥都信,不要粗心大意,不要随意应邀,不要使坏动脑,不要去买彩票,祝你愚人节快乐!
Aprilfool'sdaytaboo:don'tseewhoallsmile,don'tsaywhatallbelieve,don'tcareless,don'ttocome,don'tfallonthebrain,don'tbuylotterytickets,IwishyouahappyAprilfool'sday!
19、听说最近你上电视了,不错哦!你可真上镜啊,那活蹦乱跳的样子,那自信满满的气势,那俏皮可爱的言行……我早就知道,你演孙悟空准行!
IheardthatyourecentlyonTV,goodoh!Youareonthemirror,theappearanceofthewriggling,theconfidentimposingmanner,theniftyandlovelywordsanddeeds……Iknow,youplaytheMonkeyKing!
20、老师说:找两人我要班花。于是投票评选班花,闹了一节课,选出最漂亮的俩女生。老师说:去教务处,搬花!愚人节快乐!
Theteachersaid,twopeoplefindclassflowerIwant。Thenvotingclassflower,makeaclass,choosethemostbeautifulofthetwogirls。Theteachersaid,gotooffice,tomovetheflower!HappyAprilfool'sday!
21、朋友都说我是帅哥,我死活不承认,最后他们给了我几千美金,我才勉强同意!说实在的,我才不想有这个称号呢,可是在钱面前被逼无奈啊!
FriendssaidIamahandsomeboy,Ianywaydoesnotadmit,finally,theygavemeafewthousanddollars,Ireluctantlyagree!Tobehonest,Idon'twanttohavethetitle,butinfrontofmoneybecompelledhelpless!
22、曾经迷惘的我,是你牵手让我走出困境,让我知道爱一个人原来是多么美好的事情啊,让我用这一生作为回报,陪在你身边,一直牵手到老。愚人节快乐!
Iwaslost,Iwasholdingyourhandletmeoutandletmeknowloveapersonishowgoodthingsah,letmeusethislifetimeinreturn,accompanyinyourside,hasbeeninhandtotheold。HappyAprilfool'sday!
23、愚人节到我心愁,想要愚人没缘由。聪明人儿到处有,各个都不会上钩。为博美女一回眸,只好就地翻跟头。愿你愚人节快乐,永远无忧!
Aprilfool'sdaytomyheartsorrow,don'tthinktoafool。Smartguyiseverywhere,alldon'ttakethebait。Forcommandingfemaleone,havetoinsituorcartwheel。IwishyouahappyAprilfool'sday,alwayscarefree!
24、今日愚人节,特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫,让我笑一笑,朝天吼三吼,吓走大狼狗。此令既已下,望尔速执行。四一愚人节,愚人不从命。
Today'sAprilfool'sday,wewenttofools。Learnthecatthreecall,letmelaugh,shoutthreeshoutintoair,frightenbigGermanshepherd。Underthisorderis,atspeed。DesignationforAprilfool'sday,fooldon'tdoit。
25、愚蠢是一种天生的无奈,是一种后天的懒惰,是一颗自己种下的恶果,愚蠢虽然不是错,何处寻觅收获的快乐?别再偷吃隔壁家的馍,小心又将你狗尾巴捉!
Stupidisakindofnaturalhelpless,isakindoflaziness,thedayaftertomorrowisakindofevil,stupidisnotwrong,wheretolookforthejoyofharvest?Don'tstealtoeatnextdoorbuns,carefullywillyoudogtailtocatch!
26、经调查统计,2016年现出一群新人类,四大傻:恋爱不成上吊的,没病没灾吃药的,合同签成无效的,看着手机傻笑的!哈哈!愚人节快乐!
Afterinvestigationandstatistics,2016showsanewgroupofhumans,fourbigandsilly:lovewon'tcommitsuicidebyhanging,takemedicinehavenodiseasenodisaster,contractasinvalid,lookatthephonegiggle!Haha!HappyAprilfool'sday!
27、如果你是小狗狗,我愿变成骨头给你啃;如果你孤单,我会用心来陪你;可这次我没带啥,只有香蕉一串,挂得高高的,我相信,你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取!
Ifyouareapuppydog,Iwouldliketobecomeaboneforyouchew;Ifyouarealone,Iwillaccompanyyoufromtheheart;ButthistimeIdon'thavewhat,onlyabunchofbanana,hanginghigh,Ibelievethatyouwillfoldboxesontheharvestit!
28、愚人节说愚:你说你不愚,我说有点愚。你说不能愚,我说可以愚。你不让我愚,我偏把你愚。你说要愚自己愚,我说要愚大家愚。万愚丛中,还是你最愚!
Aprilfool'sdaysaidafool:yousaidyouarenotafool,Isaidalittlefool。Yousaidcan'tfool,IsaidIcouldfool。Youdon'tmakemeafool,foolIpartialtoyou。Yousaidtoafoolfoolher,Isaidtoafoolfool。Allfool,oryouthemostfoolish!
29、想送你衣服,你体型不好;想送你酒水,你媳妇唠叨;想送你糖果,你血糖升高;想送你人民币,我自己又不宽裕;只能发你条短信,可惜你文化不高看不懂!
Youwanttosendaclothes,yourbodyisbad;Youwanttosendawine,yourdaughter-in-lawtonag;Youwanttosendacandy,yourbloodglucose;YouwanttosendRMB,Iagainnotcomfortable;Canonlysendyoumessage,it'sapitythatculturedoesnotlookupdon'tyouunderstand!
30、收到信息抖精神,教你如何来做人,读读信息变傻人,不转你会成呆人,删除证明你是痴人,回复表明你没成人,这条信息为整人,愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟!
Receivedinformationshaking,spirit,teachyouhowtobehave,readinformationbecomestupid,don'tturnyouintoafoolishpeople,deletetoproveyouaredelusion,replytoshowthatyoudon'thavetheadult,thismessagetothosetrick,sendafoolintheAprilfool'sday。Afoolhappy!
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