愚人节英语祝福短信

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1、有人对我说:“你智慧的象猪”我听后便大怒!我是了解你的!这样的欺侮!简直太对不起猪了!

Someonesaidtome:"youofwisdomlikepig"Ilistentoandrage!Iknowyouare!Suchabully!Itistoosorrypig!

2、祝你:打牌运气拉不住,豹子金花把把出,别人瞪眼你笑脸,别人掏钱你收钱。

Wishyou:playingCARDSisnotluck,theleopardgoldenflowerhangout,othersstareyousmile,peoplepayyoumoney。

3、遇见你是偶然的,喜欢你是自然的,爱上你是毅然的,得到你是欣然的,伴你一生是必然的。

Meetingyouisaccidental,likeyouisnatural,fallinginlovewithyouwasresolutely,getyouisgladly,thecompanionyourwholelifeisinevitable。

4、希奇希奇真希奇,发现意投达春绿,春绿头脑有问题,不吃不喝不休息,要问春绿在哪里,正在埋头看消息!

Strangestrangereallyamazed,findmeaningofspringgreen,springgreenheadhasaproblem,don'teatnottodrinknotrest,toaskwhereisthespringgreen,isinthenews!

5、不管今天你是要去整人,还是要遭被整,都祝你愚人节快乐!一年才一次,无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧!

Todayareyougoingtobeatpeople,ortobewhole,wishyouhappyAprilfool'sday!Comesbutonceayear,boththewholeandthewholeasdulldayhappymoment!

6、当你拿起镜子,看着自己那圆圆的脸,高高的鼻,迷人的眼,性感的嘴,有福的耳,你总会不禁地大声感叹——猪啊!

Whenyoupickedupamirror,lookingathisroundface,highnose,charmingeye,sexylips,blessedears,youalwayscan'thelpbuttosighloudly-pig!

7、您好,当您收到这条消息时您的手机已感染病毒,请迅速开关机十次后咨询1860具体原因及清除方法。

Hello,yourmobilephonewhenyoureceivethismessagehavebeeninfectedwiththevirus,pleasequicklyswitchmachineaftertentimes1860specificreasonandremovemethod。

8、尊敬的客户,你好:由于雨天,导致系统故障,为不影响您的正常通讯,请将手机置放在水中!谢谢合作!

Therespectcustomer,hello:duetotherainyday,leadtosystemfailures,fornotaffectyournormalcommunication,pleasesendcellularphoneinthewater!Thankyouforyourcooperation!

9、注意了,先看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。

Attention,firsttakealookatyourleft,thentakealookatyourrightside。Pleasebecarefuljustsneakoutamentalillness,hischaracteris:holdingacellphonelookinalldirections。

10、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!

Thisisanecessarywarningyou:becausehackersyourphonesystem,thebatteryisdetonated。Please'lltakeoutthebatteryimmediatelythrewfivemetersdistance。Rememberthat!

11、将这封短信转发3次,你会走财运;转发6次,你会走官运;转发10次,你会走桃花运;转发20次,你将花掉2元钱!

Toforwardthenote3times,you'llgowealth;Forward6times,youwillgotheofficial;Forwardtentimes,youwillwalkthedesiresoftheheart;Forward20times,youwillspend2yuan!

12、猪头初次想出头。出头初次是猪头初次猪头想出头。猪头初头是初次每天诚心念十遍。包你稳出头。不出头也变猪头。

Pigwanttoheadforthefirsttime。Sfirstispigheadpigheadfirstwanttodothetalking。Piginitiallyreadtentimeseverydayisthefirsttimethesincerity。Packageyousteady。Pignotchanges。

13、听说你发财了,还还了所有的外债,那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧,加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。

Iheardthatyoumadeafortune,butalsohasalloftheforeigndebt,sowheninelementaryschoolborrowmyeraserandwhatshouldIalso,plustheinterestofsomanyyearsyoushouldalsoIatire。

14、你的国语标准请跟我一起念:万万望望、望旺万旺、万腕忘忘、万旺万旺……好了,狗狗别叫了,吃骨头罗。愚人节快乐!

Yourmandarinstandardpleasesaywithme:neverlooked,lookedprosperousWanWangwrist,forgettheforgotten,WanWangWanWang……Well,thedogdogdon'tcall,eatingbones。HappyAprilfool'sday!

15、您的话费余额不足,请照提示进行充值:将一张百元人民币烧成灰烬,打开手机后盖,将灰烬倒入后重新盖好。谢谢合作!

Yourwordsfeebalanceisinsufficient,pleaseaccordingtohinttop-up:theashesofaonehundred-yuan,openthephonebackcover,willbeaftertheashesintothebackcover。Thankyouforyourcooperation!

16、愚人节,请时刻保持警惕;愚人节,请小心一切未知事件;愚人节,记得用你聪明的大脑分辨。否则,我只能祝福你:愚人节快乐!

Aprilfool'sday,pleasebevigilant。Aprilfool'sday,pleasebecarefulalltheunknowns;Aprilfool'sday,remembertouseyoursmartbrain。Otherwise,Icanonlywishyou:happyAprilfool'sday!

17、精神病院一天下雨了,好多病人在雨中洗澡,只有你独自在窗台旁看,院长好奇地问:你在干什么?你答:我等水热了再去!

Mentalhospitaldayrain,alotofpatientstotakeabathintherain,onlyyoulookatthewindowsillsidealone,deancuriouslyask:whatareyoudoing?Youranswer:waitingforhotwatertogo!

18、愚人者自愚也,愚人者自乐也,愚人者自知也,愚人者自足也。愿你愚人节愚得开心,愚得安闲,愚得幸福,愚得大丰收!嘻嘻!

Fool,foolalsoenjoymentisafool,thefoolwhoknows,alsomoreself-sufficientandfools。IwishyouahappyAprilfool'sdayafool,foolcomfortable,foolishhappiness,foolabumperharvest!Heehee!

19、你正在上班是吧?是不是很累啊?有一件事我憋在心里很久了,经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧,我想告诉你的就是…就是现在离下班还有一段时间。

Areyougotowork,right?Whetherverytired?ThereisonethingIsuppressinmyheartforalongtime,aftercarefulconsiderationIdecidedtotellyouthetruth,Iwanttotellyouis……Nowwehadsometimeofffromwork。

20、昨晚我梦见你:吃满汉全席,住香格里拉;穿精品服饰,坐凯迪拉克;看现场实况,享性福生活;世界各地游,彩票期期中……祝愚人节梦想成真!

LastnightIdreamedyou:eatman-hanbanquet,liveinshangri-la;Wearboutiques,sitCadillac,Lookatthesiteoflive,enjoysexlife;Travelallovertheworld,lotteryperiodmidterm……Aprilfool'sdaydreamcometrue!

21、可怜的手机用户,非常遗憾,由于您确认了此条短信,所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体,祝您愚人节快乐。

Poormobilephoneusers,verysorry,becauseyouconfirmedthatthistextmessages,sobacteriainfectedtheAprilfool'sday。Bacteriaarenowwiththelithestepthroughyourbody,IwishyouahappyAprilfool'sday。

22、当年你爸爸在火车上抱着你,走过的人都在嘲笑你。一位老大爷手拿香蕉向你们走近,哭着说,给猴子吃根香蕉吧!看它多可怜,饿的都没毛了。

Whenyourfatherholdyouonthetrainandwalkedthroughthepeoplearelaughingatyou。Anoldmanholdingabananatoapproachedyou,crytosay,togivethemonkeyseatbananas!Seehowpooritis,hungrydidn'thair。

23、愚人节愿你生活如愚得水,能力绰绰有愚,财富月月有愚,做事不遗愚力,饮食愚味无穷,茶愚饭后谈笑风生,所以烦恼愚消云散,愚人节快乐!

Aprilfool'sday,wishyourlifelikeafooltowaterlong-solargecapacityisafool,wealthyueyueisafool,doafoolno,eatingignorance,teafoollaughingafterameal,sotroublesfoolawayus,happyAprilfool'sday!

24、愚人节到,见着熟人要绕,见着美女要吊,见着上司客套,见着友人自保,见着家人强笑,见着短信……狐狸尾巴终于露出来了,逮住你就别想跑!

Aprilfool'sdayto,seeacquaintancesaround,seethebeautytocrane,seethebosspolite,seethefriends,seehisfamilystrongsmile,seethemessage……Thefox'stailwasfinallycometolight,catchyoudon'twanttogo!

25、你前一阵子向我借钱,我很爽快地借给你了,你还说过几天就还钱给我,可现在都过几个月了你怎么还不还钱,你再不还钱,我…我发错对象了,对不起!

Beforeyouborrowmoneyfrommeforawhile,Iamveryfranktolendyou,youalsosaidthatafewdaysgivememoney,butarenowafewmonthswhydon'tyouhavemoney,ifyoudon'tpay,I……Isendthewrongobject,I'msorry!

26、你我都是单翼的天使,惟有彼此的拥抱才能展翅飞翔,据说人来到世上就是为了寻找另一半的,我千辛万苦终于找到了你,靠!却发现咱俩的翅膀是一顺边的。

YouandIaresingle-wingangel,onlyhugeachothertospreadyourwingsandfly,itissaidthatpeoplecometothisworldistofindtheotherhalf,Ifinallyfoundyoudifficulty,depend!FindazaapairofwingsisYiShunedge。

27、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林,如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海,如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球:小样,我就不信扎不死你!

IfaleafrepresentshappyIwillsendyoutheforest,ifadropofwaterrepresentsablessingIwillsendyouthesea,ifoneneedleonbehalfofmymissingforyou,Isentyouacelestialbeing,smallkind,Ican'tbelievethisfirmnotdieyou!

28、四月一日愚人节,测试智商行动来。一早就有人来骗,亲人之间难防备。你骗我来我骗你,不为名来不为利。只为博得君一笑,哈哈声中快乐随。愚人节快乐!

Aprilfool'sdayonApril1,IQtestaction。Someonetocheatinthefirstplace,hardtoguardagainstbetweenrelatives。YoulietomeIlietoyou,notforfametoor。Justtoimpressthegentlemanasmile,happywiththeha。HappyAprilfool'sday!

29、春天到,春风把我祝福捎:花儿俏,愿你健康快乐没烦恼!小鸟叫,愿你工作顺利事业步步高!祝福短信你已收到,你看我对你这么好,今晚饭钱一定得你掏。

Tospring,springbreezetakemygreetings:flowersqiao,Iwishyouahappyandhealthynoworries!Birdcall,wishyousmoothworkcauseabackgammon!Greetingmessageyouhavereceived,youseesogood,Iamforyoutonight,justhavetoyoupayforthemeal。

30、愚人节要到了,为了“愚”你同乐,我“愚”重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信,愿你做个快乐的“愉”人:能力绰绰有愚,做人无愧愚心;生活如愚得水。

Aprilfool'sdayiscoming,inorderto"fool"youhappy,Iwillgiveyou"fool"centerofgravitylongthisignoranceendlessSMS,wishyoutobeahappy"happyvalley":long-solargecapacityhaveafool,tobeclearconsciencefoolishheart;Life'slikeafooltowater。

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